What is Your Porn Name?

As most of you know, porn stars do not use their real names.  They almost always perform under a "Stage Name" now known as a "Porn Name."  Who in their right mind would name their kids Ivana Cumalot, Mike Banghard, Ass Dickman, or Stacy Slutts.  The reasons are obvious I suppose.  Many of them do not want ex-boyfriends, relatives, wives, employers, etc. to find out their profession.  Fair enough.

Here is a video of Kristen Schaal discussing how people get their porn names.  Using this formula, my porn name would be Czar Maxwell.  I could see that working!

Watch this video and please leave your porn name in the comments section of this post.