WISHING YOU THE BEST FOR 2013!!!!!
New Years Day 2013
Happy Naked New Year to All
Hottie of the Day - Lina Posada
10 Hours of Kate Upton's Bouncing Boobs
Hottie of the Day - Olivia Paige
Our Hottie of the Day is Blonde Bombshell, Olivia Paige. Olivia was Playboy's Miss September of 2010. She had just turned 18 when she was named Miss September. Since when do 18 year olds look like that? WOW! Here are some more pics of the Beautiful Miss Paige. Enjoy!
And Don't forget to check out our Other Hotties of the Day!
I Need a Swimming Instructor
Is there anyway I can get her to teach me how to better my Backstroke?
sissy denial and begging Mistress for release
Yes, the twists and turns of my personal life continue. i apologize to those who perceive my recent posts as a delay tactic and are put off by my not delivering on a promised picture post.
There is no balance in my current situation. Too many problems, and too much pressure. One thing that i have delivered on is my promise of chastity until i session with Mistress. It's been over 3 weeks now without masturbation. Another type of pressure is building daily. Some days i fight through the pressing biological need to cum without a lot of difficulty. This is not one of those days.
Mistress already knows that i will eventually submit to Her. my unheeded need for Her is what is ultimately out of balance right now. i have been inescapably caught in Her hypnotic and overpowering trap. Sadly for me, Mistress doesn't seem to be a big fan chastity, long term or otherwise. She gets more results from sessioning Her sissies to orgasm. It is a very, very effective way to condition a sissy and exert Her control. She has an expert's timing in delivering a lasting message at the height of Her subject's orgasm. And, She makes more money, of course. it is what She does for a living after all................
Sometimes chastity seems like a more humane alternative, at least for this sissy. :o)
There is one escape though. Only Mistress Cassie can release me from my current state of frenzy, one way or the other. It may be denial, but i can ask:
Please, please Mistress Cassie. Please let me go, free me from Your feminization trap and Your control........
i am literally on my knees, begging.
sissy maid diane
There is no balance in my current situation. Too many problems, and too much pressure. One thing that i have delivered on is my promise of chastity until i session with Mistress. It's been over 3 weeks now without masturbation. Another type of pressure is building daily. Some days i fight through the pressing biological need to cum without a lot of difficulty. This is not one of those days.
Mistress already knows that i will eventually submit to Her. my unheeded need for Her is what is ultimately out of balance right now. i have been inescapably caught in Her hypnotic and overpowering trap. Sadly for me, Mistress doesn't seem to be a big fan chastity, long term or otherwise. She gets more results from sessioning Her sissies to orgasm. It is a very, very effective way to condition a sissy and exert Her control. She has an expert's timing in delivering a lasting message at the height of Her subject's orgasm. And, She makes more money, of course. it is what She does for a living after all................
Sometimes chastity seems like a more humane alternative, at least for this sissy. :o)
There is one escape though. Only Mistress Cassie can release me from my current state of frenzy, one way or the other. It may be denial, but i can ask:
Please, please Mistress Cassie. Please let me go, free me from Your feminization trap and Your control........
i am literally on my knees, begging.
sissy maid diane
Hottie of the Day - Heather Knox
Heather Knox was Playboy's Miss January of 22. Let's honor her one year anniversary of Playmate-dom with making her our "Hottie of the Day." The beautiful blonde is still modeling and looking Hot as ever. Her only faux-paus was admitting that she wanted to date Tim Tebow! Come on Heather, go for a real man like one of us here at the blog! 
My Buddies Christmas Present to His Girlfriend
They had been dating for almost 4 years. Notice, I used the word HAD. She dumped him Christmas Night. Guess he should have gone with the ring.
Damn, It's Cold!
This morning I agreed to go on a run with my neighbor. We are both trying to get into shape and I definitely need the exercise. We decided to run around the biking trails of West Des Moines.
After only about a mile of running, I was wanting to turn back. Although my hangover was subsiding, I was freezing my dick off! Literally!!! I don't mean to be rude or use a play on words, but my dick was really freezing. I started thinking about how I have spent my whole life trying to get my dick into warm (and usually wet) places and now I am out running on a Saturday morning and my dick may render itself useless for the rest of my life due to frostbite! What if they have to remove it!!!! OMG!!!
Now for you warm climate dudes and women reading this, let me explain what happens when that part of the male anatomy gets really, really, really cold. Of course it shrivels up and your balls retract into your body, seeking warmth. That alone can be uncomfortable. You also loose your concentration. You cannot concentrate on anything other than trying to figure out a way to get your genitals warmed up. It becomes an obsession. A guy does not want to go to the hospital emergency room looking for treatment of hypothermia of the penis. That would be a little embarrassing.
I thought I was ready for this. I had some nice running tights that I thought were warm. I had psyched myself up before going out. I knew it was going to be cold, but I thought the power of the mind and thoughts of a Caribbean Beach would fight off the cold. And besides, I was going to be running and burning calories; creating heat!
To make a long story short, we jogged almost three miles and we all survived (me, my balls and my dick!) No hypothermia, no frostbite - It was a miracle!
And I learned a valuable lesson: Do Not go Jogging when it is under 40 degrees outside! I am sorry penis, I will never subject you to that again!
Probably Not The Smartest Place to Put an Add for Prostitution
Why would anyone put up an billboard advertising prostitution service across the street from a school? Oh, Yeah - That's how they do it in Switzerland.
This billboard, which shows a model with a fairly nice ass about to take off her skimpy thong, is advertising an online sex service. It was placed across the street from a school in Bruttisellen, Switzerland.
Some of the school administrators took matters into their own hands, ripping off parts of the billboard, much to the dismay of the little boys who walk to school and dads that drop their kids off.
The billboard owners got the point and took the billboard down.
I wish I had that scenery when I was a kid on my way to school!!!
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Tammara Ecclestone Has Billion Dollar Boobs!
Ke$ha Just Doesn't Do it for Me
Take this photoshoot for her latest album. She is trying to be all sexy and erotic, but it just doesn't happen for me. She looks more trashy and weird than sexy and hot. I think I can honestly say that I would not sleep with this chick even if she were lying Naked on my bed begging me for it...
FUCK! I guess if she was already naked on my bed I would probably go for it, just to make her feel good about herself, but that is the ONLY reason! Seriously!
New Homeland Security Video for Children
How Appropriate!
New Year's Eve in Mexico City, AKA Chilangolandia
Well, to make a long story short, It wasn't better than Rio. As a matter of fact it wasn't better than New Year Eve's spent in New Orleans, Vegas, Austin or even Monterrey, but it did trump New Year's Eves spent in Des Moines, Ames and Uvalde, Texas.
So, in the most old-fashioned Letterman-style countdown, here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Everybody Should Welcome the New Year in Mexico City.
1. You can ice-skate in the middle of the Zócalo. For free.
2. You can buy almost anything in Mexico City, and I mean ANYTHING!
3. There are virtually no illegal Mexicans there (There are Illegal Hondurans, Guatemalans, El Salvadorans, etc)
4. It really is a huge party, much like Mardi Gras
5. You can say “Happy New Year!” a full 2 hours before they do so in California
6. Mexican churches still know how to protect their sanctity
7. You can swear every other minute and no one cares.
8. Chilangos beat the hell out of the English when it comes to snack foods
9. You can have chilaquiles for breakfast. Everyday. Everywhere
and last, but not least:
10. Street taco makers will do anything to protect your health
¡Feliz Año Nuevo!
